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Dear friends, readers, friends of readers, and readers of friends,
Thank you for joining me on the most pointless and epic of journeys. Recently, I, the author, came up with an idea that nobody has ever thought of before: a slow-burn murder mystery in a small mountain town. This web novel is based on a true story, although I don’t have the rights to that story, so to avoid legal persecution I have changed all the names of the people and places involved, as well as all of the details of the story. As a Chinese American, I think everything in life is better with a side of rice. Fries are too greasy, anyway, and do we really want to contribute to America’s growing obesity epidemic? That’s why I’ve specially prepared for you in my well-equipped kitchen a delicious, healthy, organic, low-sodium, low-fat, sugar-free, gluten-free, free-range, cruelty-free, non-GMO dish of murder with a side of rice. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I’ve enjoyed cooking it up!
Sincerely and with oodles of love,